Jeff Foxworthy about a Georgia man...

... who should wear a "I'm stupid" sign...

They found this animal. He picked it up by the tail.
And he said "look, it ain't even cut up or bloody or nothin' !"
And apparently, "nothing" is the word that brings
a beaver back to conciousness.
Because that was about the moment the beaver
reached out and bit his nipple off.

[audience laughs]

Jeff:
Did not bite it, bit it off. O-F-F, off, bit it off.
That is a new kind of hurt right there.

Jeff Foxworthy - Blue Collar Comedy Tour
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